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Diane Feinstein to Resign After Family Intervention

An inside source tells The Observer that the Senator from California is no longer capable of performing her duties at the US Senate. Her family is just about to mount an intervention.

Diane Feinstein will resign no later than August 15th, an inside source close to her children reports. The 90 year old Senator from California doesn't seem able to follow the proceedings in the Senate. She is in a wheelchair. An inside source, someone close to the Feinstein family, tells me that the Senator from California is no longer capable of performing her duties at the US Senate. There are serious concerns about her health.

Cal. Gov. Gavin Newsom has said he will appoint a black female. There is another rumor that Meghan Markle (who after all, is Black, American and a California resident) is said to be hounding him for the appointment. Newsom supposedly hung up on the Duchess. He is regarded as far more likely to appoint announced Senate candidate Barbara Lee, a 77 year old Congressman from Alameda County.

Feinstein graduated from Stanford University in 1955 (quite probably years before you were born). She has served as the senior United States senator from California since 1992. A member of the Democratic Party, she was mayor of San Francisco from 1978 to 1988.

"Biden talks gibberish & keeps falling. Pelosi's eyes don't track. Mitch McConnell freezes mid sentence. Diane Feinstein looks like a wheelchair bound cadaver...It seems like the old globalist cyborgs are glitching," tweeted AJ Steele.

This week, she was instructed by her handlers to "just say aye". It was a moment of clarity for the nation. She is simply too old to be a Senator, and her family will do what loved ones have always done--take away the car keys before she crashes.

Author Stan Greene is most famous as the author of the "Paul Pelosi is gay" theory that distracted the nation for a full week in early November 2022. "My parents didn't pay for me to study political science at Chico State University for 7 years for no reason," he says. Like this story, the Pelosi story was posted as opinion rather than news.

 

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