James Comey, You Are So Fired: Valerie Jarrett, Speaking of the Day After Election

A brief list of sure things as we head into the great beyond election day:

1. Barack Obama will fire James Comey, from his 10 year term as FBI director. He has 7 years left, but it kinda doesn't matter, says the UK Independent.

According to a White House source familiar with Obama's decision, Jarrett and the president held lengthy discussions over the past several days about the political and legal ramifications of firing the FBI director. Jarrett is currently Senior Advisor to the President of the United States and Assistant to the President for Public Engagement and Intergovernmental Affairs in the Obama administration

Reportedly, the president was furious with Comey for reopening the FBI's investigation of Hillary's emails 11 days before the election, then admitting two days before the election that he couldn't find any cause for taking action against the Democratic nominee. Obama was reluctant to move against Comey for fear that it would open him to charges of obstruction of justice.

We wonder if she'll run into Huma Abedin in the unemployment line.

2. Montana elected one Janette Rankin to the House of Representatives one hundred years ago today. If Hillary is elected tomorrow, it will have taken 100 years exactly, for the US to elect the first woman President. Chuck Schumer will probably also end up as Senate Majority Leader, the first time a Jew has lead the Senate.

3. Obamacare premiums will go up next year, as the Federal government has announced. If you have private health insurance, your rates are probably going up next year, too.

4. You will be able to buy Baskets of Deplorables at Walmart and Rite Aid, after having been featured at the Country Music Awards. Meanwhile, “Cloth or Something” hits the shelves just in time for Christmas. The perfect gift for all your left-leaning liberal friends to give to their underlings and maids.

At least one capitalist-with-a-sense-of-humor is benefiting from Hillary Clinton’s wiped email server.

The item is called the “Cloth or Something” — a reference to an Aug. 18 2015, response Clinton gave when asked if she had wiped her private email server. “What, like with a cloth or something?” Clinton quipped, making a scrubbing motion with her hand.

“After you have smashed your BlackBerry, don’t forget to wipe the fingerprints from your email server with this non-abrasive, soft microfiber Cloth or Something,” the website advertises. “Guaranteed not to prove intent, or you will get a full refund paid when you are released from prison. … Don’t wait for a subpoena: Order Now!”

A wave of sales after FBI Director James Comey reopened the email investigation on Friday has put the cloths on back order until Nov. 14. Ziem told Fox News that demand for the cloths has been so high it’s actually distracting him from working on the next release of the software application.

“I use ‘Cloth or something’ on ALL my servers. It’s quick and easy to use, plus – it doesn’t scratch my emails!”